[DISCLAIMER: I don't care if you think I'm wrong, because I know I'm right. I don't care if I broke some oh-so sacred LJ rules, because LJ is not my life and I will live if my community is shut down. And, by the way, I totally don't care if me calling Tony a retard or homo offends you. If your brother's friend's cousin's worst enemy is in a wheelchair, I don't fucking care. I hate retards. There, I said it. I don't hate gays, though. I'm 100% down with them. Just...not...Tony.]
Welcome. This is an ANTI-TONY LOVATO community. This is a community for those of us that wish Tony would just fucking die.
WHO THE FUCK IS TONY LOVATO? Tony Lovato is quite possibly the biggest embarassment to the human race, with the exception of his die-hard fans. He is notorious among anybody with common sense as a complete douche bag. But some know him better as the lead singer/guitarist for the band Mest.
WHAT'S TO HATE? Everything.
BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS AWESOME LYRICS? I'm sorry. You must have him confused with somebody else. The only respectable Mest songs are written by Jeremiah Rangel. Tony couldn't write a decent song to save his life. ...No, I take that back. Until I Met You is surprisingly good. But everything else pretty much blows.
I have an amazing list of insanely retarded lyrics, and I'll be posting stupid lyrics/stupid pictures/stupid stories in the community frequently, just to keep the hate alive.
OH BUT HE'S SO GOOD LOOKING! No. He's not. You are blinded by his great body and awesome hair. But if you take that all away and just look at his face, you realize that his looks are actually very offensive.
Perhaps the worst part is his acne scars. If you were to make a contour map of his face, there would be enough craters to make the surface of the moon look relatively normal. And to make it worse, he tries to cover this up with foundation. Liquid cover up. Concealer. Sadly, more often than not, it doesn't do a proper job of covering-up, and his ugly is totally exposed.
He has the single weirdest nose ever. It's just weird. There's nothing more to say.
He has crazy eyebrows and stupid tattoos.
He is generally ugly.
SO HE'S A BAD SONGWRITER AND HE'S UGLY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD HATE HIM Actually you should, because he's so retarded it hurts. It all boils down to his complete stupidity, and the way he constantly contradicts himself.
For example, he was in a 'gang' when he was younger.
He also collects beanie babies.
How many ex-gangstas do you know that collect stuffed animals with names and birthdays and whole families?
I bet the answer is 'none'.
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE RIGHT. HE NEEDS TO DIE. WHAT CAN I DO TO SUPPORT YOUR CAUSE? Join the community, post often, spread the word, harrass fans often, harrass him often, send hate mail like your life depends on it.
It would also help if you laughed really hard at this:
IF YOU HAVE A BEEF WITH THIS COMMUNITY, FEEL FREE TO IM THE MOD SO SHE CAN ARGUE WITH YOU. SHE REALLY LIKES ARGUING. HER SCREENNAME IS xx once in a row. (THAT SCREENNAME COMES FROM A SONG BY A DECENT MUSICIAN THAT CAN ACTUALLY WRITE, BY THE WAY.)